Aquarium

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

The bear is going to cost extra, as well it will be heavily sedated when I deliver it, I cannot promise it being as compliant after it awakes from it's drug induced coma. I cannot imagine you have the capabilities of taking care of a senile badger, ferret, tropical fish and a bear, but if you feel you can handle this responsibility then I will gladly comply assuming you pay in cash. When should we setup the exchange?

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

are the drugs that you on included, or maybe a bear and a cougar to sweeten the deal?

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

Ok fine last deal. This is the bottom line, I really didn't want to part with this but I see you are not budging on this badger "issue" if you take the tank, badger and all I will include an equally as senile and short tempered ferret I found rummaging in my dumpster last week. I haven't had the chance to house break it yet but I assure you when it bites and scratches its only out of love. Though I wouldn't feel right if I left out the fact that badgers and ferrets are mortal enemies and if they are within eyesight of one another they instantly turn ravenous. This is easily remedied however as I, being quite an accomplished seamstress, have fashioned a helmet that fits cutely over Jasper's head effectively restricting his vision. At this point I have been incapable of getting it on his head with out acquiring serious injury, but from what I can tell you seem like a sharp person and should be more then capable of doing so.

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

it may not be a bad deal, but i do not want a badger, period

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

Listen we can talk in scenarios all day if you'd like but the bottom line is this is the best deal your going to find. The customized ps3 is easly worth $400 retail value and you can't put a price on jasper's companionship. So to sum up its $400 for a Ps3, a Pristine 150 gallon tank, and friendly badger named Jasper.

 

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

Hers a scenerio for you

she comes over and is bitten by a senile crazed angry badger, unknownly catches rabies, I console her, she infects me, i suffer complete madness as a result, lose my job and become homeless

hmmmm, let me see...

it makes the 200 gallon tank for $150 offer i have look pretty good

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

Here's a scenario for you (Hypothetical of course) you finally get a girlfriend, she comes over for the first time, you find you have nothing to talk about, she feels awkward proceeds to leave, never calls, you die alone, badgerless and cold. Scenario 2: She comes over spots Jasper taking a bath along side your fish, asks you about it, you talk for hours, married in Vegas, 3 children; happiness explosion. So really you should be paying me twice the amount for finding your soul mate.

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

u can keep Jasper, although he sounds charming I will give you 300 for the tank and the PS3

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

Well surely given enough time and training a badger could come to form a bond with your tropical fish. I'm not saying there isn't going to be casualties but seriously I feel as though it would be worth it, imagine the conversation starter this could be when guests arrive and see a badger frolicking with your equally jubilant aquatic fish. I honestly don't see you finding a better deal, A 150 gallon tank, Jasper(badger), and a ps3 all for $400. I will send you a picture of the ps3 if you would like.

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

What am i going to do with a badger?

Why dont you release him to the wild?

The tank is to house my fish

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

You drive a hard bargain sir, I understand it is a tough economy these days, with that in mind I am willing to drop the price to $400, let you keep the badger, and I'll throw in my ps3. You would really be doing me a favour by removing this badger.

-Greg Sherman

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

angry badger, too funny

sorry buddy way over budget for me, just after a tank, no stand, no badger, under $300

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

I'm after about $650 if you come pick it up. However I forgot to mention that it comes complete with an aging badger. Who into his more geriatric years has become rather testy. So much so that I don't care to deal with him. If you are able to remove the badger yourself I'm willing to knock off $150.

Thanks Greg

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

looks good, does it come with the stand? how much are after?

I have a 90 gallon, but need something bigger

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

Now I don't have the exact dimensions off hand I do however have a picture. This isn't the most recent of pictures I would offer to send a more recent one but alas my digital camera has gone missing.

 

From: kiwilumsden@hotmail.com

what are the dimensions, glass? can you send a pic?

 

From: canuckfan_202@hotmail.ca

Hi, I see from your craigslist ad you are looking for a 120 gallon aquarium. I happen to have a 150 gallon aquarium that I am no longer in need of. Please let me know if you are interested.

Greg Sherman